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THE SAGA CONTINUES!!!

Chapter Three is here! Ozzy and Ken have joined forces in Boston to teach the upper management of the Bruins a lesson. But first, Ozzy is hungry, and in Ozzy's world, nothing takes precedent over hunger. Also, a nightmare from Ozzy's past comes creeping back, sending tendrils of fear and apprehension up his spine. What horrid monstrosity could affect the Man Mountain this way? Find out in the latest chapter of "All Hell Breaks Loose In Beantown".

"...Ozzy who? Who the fuck are you? Get out of here before I call security!"--The Boston Globe

"...Look, I told you before, we review real literature. I'm not wasting my time with some mental freak's ramblings."--The New York Times

"...At this time I cannot comment on Mr. McGurt. The case is still under investigation."--Larry Lubheim, Boston Asst. District Attorney

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Ozzy 'The Gut' Mcgurt Welcome to my world. The world of sports. Don't like sports? Then get out, you candy-ass! Contrary to ABC's world of sports, mine is narrow. I know what I like in sports, and I know what I don't like. I don't like what sports reporting has become. These candy-asses that call themselves sports journalists these days drive me mad! Quit glossing over the truth! I tell it like it is. Up front, out in the open, exposed nerve reporting. I go in bare-fisted and come out with veins in my teeth.

I would like to thank my friend....well, not exactly a friend. I would like to thank my cohort.....no, that's not right either. I would like to thank a very strange person, yeah, Ken Socrates, for giving me the opportunity to begin this strange career I have found myself in. If it wasn't for Ken, and www.kensocrates.com I would probably still be just wandering around the ranch, drinking heavily, and shooting at all the wildlife. Wait, I still do that. Thanks for nothing, Ken. Still, he allowed me the freedom to speak my mind, and it has evolved into this. Whatever this is. Thanks Ken. Now, on to the sports.

The Front Page

Jeremy Roenick. Ozzy answers that perpetual qustion: Is Jeremy Roenick an Arrogant Arse.

The Sportsdesk

My Advice To Monday Night Football

Reds Name Batboy Interim Manager

I Want My NHL

Brett Hull Comes Clean

Jim Playfair? Not!

Don Imus Makes Deal With The Devil

John Daly Is A Candy-ass

Archives

Old stuff. Quit living in the past, you candy-ass!