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Ozzy 'The Gut' McgurtWelcome to my world. The world of sports. Don't like sports? Then get out, you candy-ass! Contrary to ABC's world of sports, mine is narrow. I know what I like in sports, and I know what I don't like. I don't like what sports reporting has become. These candy-asses that call themselves sports journalists these days drive me mad! Quit glossing over the truth! I tell it like it is. Up front, out in the open, exposed nerve reporting. I go in bare-fisted and come out with veins in my teeth.

I would like to thank my friend....well, not exactly a friend. I would like to thank my cohort.....no, that's not right either. I would like to thank a very strange person, yeah, Ken Socrates, for giving me the opportunity to begin this strange career I have found myself in. If it wasn't for Ken, and www.kensocrates.com I would probably still be just wandering around the ranch, drinking heavily, and shooting at all the wildlife. Wait, I still do that. Thanks for nothing, Ken. Still, he allowed me the freedom to speak my mind, and it has evolved into this. Whatever this is. Thanks Ken. Now, on to the sports.


The Front Page

Corpo Terrorism Rears It’s Ugly Head
A lesson in the power of a corporate empire. Ozzy gives up? Say it ain't so!

The Sportsdesk

My Advice To Monday Night Football

Reds Name Batboy Interim Manager

I Want My NHL

Brett Hull Comes Clean

Jim Playfair? Not!

Don Imus Makes Deal With The Devil

John Daly Is A Candy-ass


Archives

Old stuff. Quit living in the past, you candy-ass!


About Ozzy

Read about Ozzy's past, where he's from and the events that made him the man he is today.


The Mailbag

Mail that Ozzy has recieved, and his return fire.


e-mail Ozzy

Let him know what's on your mind.

ozzymcgurt@nocandyasses.com


LINKS

Ramsay Downholers

kensocrates.com

hockeyfights.com

Douglas Adams Continuum

The Onion

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